Do's and Don't in the GYM- Hispfia Standard

So, when things fall apart we get a chance to rebuild ourselves- which is great, right!? Like who wouldn't want to build a tower, for a year, put the last piece on the top, and and and; KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!? bitter, much!?..... . .

Let's get this started, cause, who wants to read a blog filled with text, bitterness and, ehum, beautiful, empty, meaningless CRAP!? (unless it's Justin Bieber's crap, right....!?) I'm no Justin so gotta be wise and write what you want to read. 

Like; how I'm gonna become a frickin fitnessguru, cause that's what we all want to be!? The most beautiful, fittest, strongest. BUT, Girls please don't get STRONG, BIG arms, you'll look like a man...! GET ABS & Tag yourself on the gym, sit on the cardio machines 4 hours, text your friends & take millions of pics. Cause what matters is how long you spend in the gym!?

ANYHOOOW...

 Do's and Don'ts in the GYM;

1) Tons of MAKE-UP- ok, NO, just NONONONO- Yes, you may meet prince charming, AND you will catch ME staring (probably with an open mouth...), when you put on BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK b4 your workout. If your lips are still RED when you finish, you may have a pretty you tagged in the gym.... but your abs... um, really?

2) Text whilst you're cycling- I may be bitter that I can't actually reach down to the pedals.. (no, I'm serious, I had to leave a spinning-class, because the seat was too high up. have I ever gone back...!?. anyhow, text whilst you exercise!?)

3) Talk that talk to me, YEAH- ever heard of BEASTMODE! I shout; "GO, GO, GO" to my brother every 10 s, that's it. (having said that, if you want tips, tell me b4hand; I'll be the prettiest, cutest, most helpful little Disney Princess you can ever imagine. BUT- Interrupt my training and and and... well, Bitch, please...)

4) Stare the NEWBIES down- like mothaF'uc can't do sh''t & he just stole mah machine!? Ok, NO- embrace & HELP :)     

5) Tell me I'm HUGE- seriously, what girl wants to hear that!? Please comment on my big thighs and big arms- DUDE, I may be a BEAST, but BELLE was my dream- KAPISH.

6) Go UNPREPARED- I may be a "list-FREAK" (... I just like having a plan... alright!? but at least; have an IDEA about what exercises you'll do (... I may or may not make lists to make sure I do do the hardest exercises.....) 

7) DRINK DRINK DRINK- the moments I forget my water bottle, I've wanted to cry, No, I'm serious, cry, so I could drink mah tears and not interrupt my training to go to the waterhoooole.)

8) Stay focussed and- Discipline my Friend, Discipline.

 (oh, and never forget to WARM-UP.. it hurts.. for months...)

That's it for now. Woooho, I'm Back. Wiiiieh!

xoxo

Hispfia